Seriously, we really do love Bigly Brother! After all, how else could dystopia be this much *fun*? You just can’t make this stuff up, and even if you did no one would believe you anyway. It’s important to remember the lessons of history — and, most importantly, that history is what they say it is. Like the man said back in the day: “Who controls the past controls the future … who controls the present controls the past.” C’mon, would we lie to you? Science is bunk, math is dumb, and facts are irrelevant. BELIEVE ME . . .
Or, more accurately for today’s world:
Also, don’t forget that:
And, of course, as always:
Locker Room Talk
by Rover Goods